Tristen asks
How long should you wait after a breakup before talking to someone new? Apparently people think there's something wrong with starting to reinstall tinder while you're in the process of being dumped, who knew
My answer
See, this is just one of the reasons why it's so fulfilling to seek residence in social circles where every single person perpetually emotionally manipulates and twangs the affections of every other person. This way, if Person A ever attempts to dump me, I can always scream at Persons B, C and D "yes of course I'll accept your hand in marriage" between A saying "you're" and "dumped". That'll show 'em.
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