Bedbugs are sweethearts when they're emotionally vulnerable

Consent is sexy❀

Published on: 12 Jul 06:28

Michelle asks

The place we were temporarily staying at has bedbugs and they didn't tell us before staying, we finally got a house and we move in a few days, we're not taking anything with us, we have a bag of clothes that never entered the house, we have absolutely no money, do you guys have any free ideas as to what my husband, 1 year old son and myself can use as a bed?

My answer

Why not just hump the bedbugs to death? Works a treat with mine. Give those little bastards a taste of their own medicine. Crack open some really really good wine, bang out a few Cialis shots, and get humping.

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