Bedbugs are sweethearts when they're emotionally vulnerable

12 Jul 2023

Michelle asks

The place we were temporarily staying at has bedbugs and they didn't tell us before staying, we finally got a house and we move in a few days, we're not taking anything with us, we have a bag of clothes that never entered the house, we have absolutely no money, do you guys have any free ideas as to what my husband, 1 year old son and myself can use as a bed?

My answer

Why not just hump the bedbugs to death? Works a treat with mine. Give those little bastards a taste of their own medicine. Crack open some really really good wine, bang out a few Cialis shots, and get humping.

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