How to commandeer other peoples' garage sales

Consent is sexy

Published on: 28 Jul 22:43

Mark asks

Neighbor is having a garage sale. How to make things awkward?

My answer

Why not purchase an even bigger DIY garage from Ikea? Then construct your grander, superior garage over and around your neighbour's garage, and loudly announce a garage sale of your own. Now that you've commandeered his garage, you're at liberty to sell everything in it yourself. Then sell the garage itself. Then your neighbour.

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