The world only contains four billion penises

17 Jul 2023

JC Smith asks

So I'm Asexual but I'm tired of explaining what that is whenever the topic of happy fun time comes up, and the term "virgin" feels antiquated and has too much baggage.

What do I say to people who think sex is interesting enough to talk about?

My answer

Why not do what I do? Tell these nosy-people that it's not by choice. Tell these nosy-people that the one and only reason asexuality has been forced upon you is that you've run out of cock. The world only contains four billion penises, you know, and a gentleman of vigour and dynamism such as yourself will exhaust even the mightiest global schlong stockpiles eventually.

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