Published on: 01 Jan 06:20
Maggie asks
Found out the guy I went on a couple dates with is married. He neglected to tell me. Now what?
My answer
Scream at him thusly:
"Oh for God's sake, how much gin have you guzzled behind my back this time? Reveal your wife? I AM your wife! Don't you recognise me? Thank you! Geez. You seriously try my patience sometimes, you know that? You'd better perform your finest, most superb cunnilingus session on me as soon as the next round of drinks arrive or there'll be Trouble. Now, what was our internet banking password again? Jot jot ... oh, you're such a dream!"
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