Dylan asks
I rearranged my Oreos but now donβt know how to eat them.. what do?
My answer
Why not open a really really really upmarket health salon? You could attract vast numbers of disgustingly wealthy clientele by announcing the latest new health breakthrough: Oreo enemas. They're fab. They're trendy. Tell them Gwyneth Paltrow enjoys three a day and you could probably found your own Oreo factory. Play your cards right and you might be able to conquer the popular-culture concepts of Oreos more generally. You know. Like Hitachi magic wands. Apparently they were originally general-purpose muscle massagers.
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