Ashley asks

My toddler told me last year I had a baby sister in my belly. She also told her teacher she (the teacher) had a baby in her belly.

Turns out, both allegations were correct. And both these babies had complicated births and were born very early.

She just told me “I’m having a baby brother in March” what do?

My answer

Maybe your toddler means "have" as in "make love to". Is there a particularly irresistible nearby baby brother you've got your eye on?

Also wait, just occurred to me" re "I'm having a baby brother in March", was that an exact quote? Was "I'm" her exact use/choice of words, rather than her referring to you? Maybe she's announcing to the world her choice of partner, not yours.

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