Samantha asks

What do now?

My answer

That SUV becomes that obliterated after hitting you, and all you receive in return is an ouched leg? That's ... amazing, man. Why not monetise your indestructibility? You could make a fortune hiring yourself out as an abrasive ablative industrial material. Charge oil barons through the nose as a human drill bit. Sixty-nine the Space Shuttle's belly and allow the re-entering craft safe passage through the horrible fires of Earth's atmosphere. Hop into Grond's teeth and smash through the gates of Minas Tirith with your forehead. Or your perineum. Whatever proves more rigorous.

Wait, on reflection, how do we know it's not just a really shitly built SUV? Or even a fake one? Maybe it's one of those fake joke shop SUVs made from discount asbestos we're always finding in our cereal boxes in lieu of an actual proper toy.

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