ways to hint her that you want to smash
Smash?
Waaaitasec. When the Incredible Hulk had roared HULK SMASH about twenty thousand times over the last several decades, did he actually mean sex? Present tense?
Yeesh. I mean we all get that various superhero archetypes are supposed to represent various aspects of the human condition, and the Incredible Hulk is supposed to depict the end result of one-dimensional hypermasculine brute strength. But each of the Hulk's media depictions typically featured ol' Hulky literally smashing surrounding shit to bits.
Didn't it? Or is this your way of dropping exquisitely subtle hints to your beloved of your desire to punch her Hulkly? And for obtaining her healthy punchy consent? Well, shit. If both of you are genuinely up for that, who am I to stand in your way? SMASH and GODSPEED, young sir.