How extreme-right politics and pus$y-powered insurrections get me really HOT: today's TERRIBLE advice

8 Nov 2021

Susanna asks

What kind of favors can I use men on tinder for? I was thinking of picking one up tomorrow to help me assemble an ikea furniture that I can't put together by myself. What else can I get random men to do for me?

No ooc

My answer

Don't! Bad idea! Learn from my mistake! Earlier this year [2021, at time of writing] I got bored and set up a fake Tinder account, to see how far I could push and entice various males. I soon realised I'd gone way too far.

Back in January, I chose a foreign city at random for my bogus account, picked Washington D.C., and displayed a cheeky whiff of vag to only a few thousand males. Then I figured it'd be a hilarious idea to tell them there'll be a second whiff on offer if they could just do an itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny widdle favour for me ... extreme-right politics gets me really HOT, if you know what I mean! They should totally kick off a pussy-powered insurrection. Right now.

There'll be a third whiff on offer for the first extra-special good widdle boy to literally attack Congress and send me photo proof of them wearing, I dunno, like, like a bearskin hat or something, and 69ing a bust of a historical politician and waving a stars-and-bars flag. Why not a portable gallows? Why not flame? Go nuts! Eh? Eh? Who's keen? Who thirsts for vag?

... Yyyyeah. That backfired!

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