On eating the doctors: today's TERRIBLE advice

8 Nov 2021

Sara asks

Need tips for GAINING weight. Lost a bunch of weight and can’t stop losing it. Doctors are very concerned. So what do?

My answer

Eat the doctors.

Consent is sexy❤

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