Hilde asks

So screenshots wouldn't do any good as most of you can't read any Norwegian, but I got a: I saw you get of the bus at "location" and you have really sexy legs. Let's meet for reasons both of us would enjoy.

What reasons should I suggest? What do?

My answer

Try replying with something like this:

"Oh thank Christ! Finally! THANK you! Some respect at last! Do you have ANY IDEA how difficult it is to squeeze and garner praise from Norway's bus-masturbator community? I'd gotten-off seventy-six Norwegian busses in the past three months and you're the first to thank me!

I moved from Peru to Norway a couple of years ago. Word is continually whispered betwixt Europe's rival bus-pleasuring fandoms that Norway's busses are the penultimate pinnacle of snooty vehicular entitlement, bested only by Norway's [location]. Peru's busses ceased challenging me years ago. Perhaps in my distant and clumsy youth I might have struggled to explode your bog-standard Peruvian trolley bus into volcanoes of rapturous pleasure, followed by oodles of pillow-talk and snuggling. RESPECT the bus yo. But these days I can get-off twenty in my sleep. Peru simply holds no challenge any more, you know?

So I came here. To Norway. To test my finger-twiddling prowess and leg-waving mettle against the toughest transportation Thunderdome of them all. Remember that Oslo bus strike last month? Fifty of their vehicles refused to drive unless they received foot-jobs every hour on the hour? That was me, baby. Busses deserve our respect and our adoration. But what praise did I receive? Crickets.

Until now. Thank Christ. A bit of respect at last. Yes, let's meet up. But let's see what ya' got. We shall meet at [location]'s civic bus depot at midnight tonight. We shall have a little contest. Bus-pleasuring. First to bring twenty busses to a state of ecstatic swoon wins. Bring washing-up gloves and fishermen's waders. Can't wait, baby."

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