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Ass? Ha. Ask and ye shall receive, baby. Write a web script that hooks into Messenger’s API and bombard the fellow with a randomly chosen Google Images search image of a donkey, i.e. the Original Ass, every seven milliseconds, forever. Drown this presumptuous fucker in sweet sweet juicy poontang Ass until he gives in.
For bonus points, intersperse the ass-bombardment with the occasional penis pic. For bonus-ier-bonus points, see if you can get hold of an image of this gent’s own penis. Go on. See if he recognises it. If he hassles random ladies for ass pics, then chances are he’s chucked his dick pics around like anti-radar chaff from an F-35 being shot at by a surface-to-air missile. Do F-35s have chaff? All that reflective tinsel shit. Maybe I’m thinking of ginormous cargo planes. But yeah. Do that. With donkey photos.