On punishing mumblers with instant cunnilingus: today's TERRIBLE advice

24 Nov 2021

Amanda asks

I hate asking people to repeat themselves. What should I do instead when I mishear someone?

My answer

Easy. Deliberately misinterpret every mumbled and misheard sentence as desperate and emphatic pleading to immediately receive cunnilingus in unconscionable quantities. Especially if the other party is male. You'll be the envy of every elocution tutor overnight.

Consent is sexy❀

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