You'll have the holiest orifice in Christendom: today's TERRIBLE advice

16 Jan 2022

Abby asks

I want to make more soap but the ingredients won't be ready for at least another few days. In the mean time what I can use as a substitute?

edit: bonus points if it appeals to a target market

My answer

Melted-down crucifixes?

Consent is sexy

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