I am a store manager and employee appreciation day is coming up I'm ordering my crew a cake what should I have them write on it?
I know just the thing:
"Each Of You Is A Net Negative. I Could Literally Run This Entire Store Better Single-Handedly. I Only Keep You Bastards Around Because Your Ineptitude Engorges Me With Huge Throbbing Plumes Of Self-Righteous Anger And The Strength And Wisdom Of Fifty Ashleys. Actually I Wouldn't Mind Bumping That Up To Sixty Ashleys, So Could You Enrage Me Further By Smooshing This Cake In My Face?"