Published on: 14 May 09:13

Reya asks

Today I went to Taco Bell. I pulled up to the speaker and said “I’ll have a Doritos locos taco, regular” and the employee goes “you mean you WANT a Doritos locos taco” i guess she didn’t like how I said it cuz It was like a teacher in elementary school when you say “can I go to the bathroom”

How else should I order my fast food to make the employees happy with my wording?

My answer

Reply: "No, I mean HAVE the taco, as in make love to the taco. I'm going to fuck it. Isn't that what they're for? I though that was the whole point of Taco Bell. Right? These other hundreds of people around us are also here to physically penetrate and ejaculate inside every single taco you and your colleagues produce. Yum yum YUM."

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