Just as "Featherstonehaugh" is pronounced "Fanshaw", "Wank" is pronounced ...

Consent is sexy

Published on: 15 Sep 23:08

Jeff Wank asks

This my real name. What do?

My answer

Why not follow the fine example of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FboWtJiNYro? Just as you pronounce Hyacinth Bucket's surname "Bouquet", simply insist that your surname's correct pronunciation is "Masturbate".

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