On swastika strapons: today's TERRIBLE advice

24 Nov 2021

Carlos asks

Just found out my work colleague might be a neo nazi, what do I do?!

My answer

Cosplay as Hitler, don a swastika strapon, and tell him he's been a very naughty boy.

Consent is sexy❤

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