Doing secret Santa at work, I got my boss as the person I have to get a gift for, what can I get her? $25 limit
Exchange the $25 (I'm guessing US) into its equivalent in Zimbabwean dollars (and sorry to pick on Zimbabwe's dudes and/or dudettes here, no disrespect, it's just come on, have you seen your currency lately?)
Next Sunday morning at 3am, camp outside your boss's house. And then make it rain, as I hear today's cool kids phrase it, for the next 27 years.