My 1 year old has started tantrums. All the gentle parenting tantrum advice I've seen has been for slightly older toddlers. What do?
(No spanking or other aboose, that's too easy. Make me laugh please 😩)
Kidnap another 87 toddlers, each chosen especially for their predilections to tantrum-ise at a certain specific frequency. Then strap down your tot and its 87 compatriots into a vast and sadistic mechanical piano-contraption, electronically slaved to a regular electrical keyboard. Both are linked such that should you play, for instance, a high C, your sadist-mega-piano will, er, stimulate its corresponding kidnapped toddler into crooning out a passably solid high-C-average tantrum in turn.
Now belt out Bohemian Rhapsody or something. If you're going to torture 88 toddlers at a time, you might as well go the whole hog and entertain all 176 of their parents too, right?