Published on: 03 Jan 08:44

Sara asks

My 1 year old has started tantrums. All the gentle parenting tantrum advice I've seen has been for slightly older toddlers. What do?

(No spanking or other aboose, that's too easy. Make me laugh please )

My answer

Kidnap another 87 toddlers, each chosen especially for their predilections to tantrum-ise at a certain specific frequency, then strap them down into a massive sadistic mechanical piano, electronically slaved to a regular electrical keyboard, so that should you play, for instance, a high C, your kidnapped toddler of choice will belt out a good solid high-C-average tantrum too.

Now belt out Bohemian Rhapsody or something. If you're going to torture 88 toddlers at a time, you might as well go the whole hog and entertain their parents too, right?

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