My son wonβt shower. How do I deal with the overwhelming funk coming off of him.
What's the problem, you friggin' killjoy? Come on. Overwhelming funk? That sounds phenomenal. Are you really telling me you wouldn't give your left ovary to become a radiant goshdarn supernova of bourgeois muthaflippin' funktacularity? I pay that price thrice daily and I've never rocked harder. It's amazing.
If the likes of Shaft and Luther Vandross and Mr. Blobby have taught us nothing else, it's that one-man funk tornadoes like them and your son need to strut their funky nudist stuff to even more ladies. Your son should absolutely show her even more. Crank some of THIS and let your boy do what he does best.