Published on: 18 Mar 09:08

Amy-Beth asks

Been with my boyfriend for 7 years, on and off. Had big enough breaks for me to have had another boyfriend. That boyfriend was really into seggs. We had seggs A LOT and it was the best I've ever had. My boyfriend is 10 years older than me and at nearly 50 seems to have no seggs drive. Interim bf is single and offering me no strings seggs... what do?!

My answer

Tell each of your boyfriends, separately, that you've started getting into cross-dressing. Get really specific with your male-wear look, but also keep things secluded and discreet, so that neither bloke now realises that the look you claim to adore the most is what the other bloke prefers rocking.

Next, invite both, separately and without the other's knowledge, to a secret evening of intimacy and raunch. Ahead of time, tell Bloke One (your original of seven years) that you're losing patience with his lack of drive and vigour and humptacularity and you'd decided to take matters into your own hands. You've cultivated an insatiable thirst for pegging, which considering his evident addiction to inert starfishing, he should be just peachy with, as all he'll need to do is just lie there. He might need that third drum of Vaseline though. Oh and to make things extra-scorching, let's both use blindfolds. And gags.

I'm sure you can see where this is going. Now tell Bloke Two (your hawt new squeeze) that your secret dark craving for cock knows no bounds. Tonight you shall command him to break all humping records. Yes, same again, blindfolds and gags.

Now invite both in. Each is blindfolded and gagged and unaware of the other's presence. Each will think the other is you. Hook Bloke Two up to Bloke One, whisper pleading in Two's ear to piledrive you as you'd never been piledriven before, then leave them to it. Play your cards right and you might be able to hook up an electric turbine to Two's hips and get him to pay your power bill.

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