Published on: 23 May 04:09

Sabryna asks

HELP! I'm pregnant and have been on the toilet for 20 minutes. Poop is stuck. I can't just get off the toilet because it is already partway out. What doo doo?

My answer

Are you sure it's a poo and not your baby? Have you not mixed up your orifices? I realise it'd take a hell of a disaster for a woman to confuse her vagina and anus, but you should see my girl after a night on the sauce. That said ... you didn't tell us your species. Are you human? You're not a bird, are you? With a cloaca? (For those not in the know, a cloaca is an orifice birds have, it's basically a vaganus). Is this baby of yours inside an egg? When you wrote "doo doo", did you misspell "dodo"?

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