Published on: 14 May 08:44
Cindy asks
The other day was my cousinβs birthday. This is what her mom literally gave her for her birthday along with a card. Nothing else.
What should she buy her mom on her momβs birthday?
Editing to add: her mom put no thought or anything into it. She barely recognized her birthday. They have a strained relationship.
Edited to add: her mother was very nasty to her and still is. When her mother came over for her birthday, all her mother did was talk about family problems. She never asked how she was or anything.
Her mother found the spoon and fork at Goodwill! She also tried giving her a voodoo doll!! I have included a pic of the spoon and fork next to a pizza box that holds a 16β pizza for scale reference.
My answer
How big are they? You'd provided zero sense of scale. Those utensils could be the size of planets for all we know. Quadrillions of dollars of valuable raw materials. And all you do is bitch. Where's your sense of adventure? Let's colonise them.
Edit: aw.
Source: https://www.facebook.com/groups/393804108644865/po...
