Today I went to Taco Bell. I pulled up to the speaker and said “I’ll have a Doritos locos taco, regular” and the employee goes “you mean you WANT a Doritos locos taco” i guess she didn’t like how I said it cuz It was like a teacher in elementary school when you say “can I go to the bathroom”
How else should I order my fast food to make the employees happy with my wording?
Easy peasy. Reply thusly:
"No, I do mean HAVE the taco, as in make love to the taco. I'm going to fuck it. Isn't that what they're for? I though that was the whole point of Taco Bell. I and these other hundreds of people around us are all here to purchase this restaurant's delightful selection of edible Fleshlights. Am I right? You lot in the car behind? Am I right? Yeah. Damn right I am. Yum yum YUM. This right here is America's truest and most Stars-and-friggin'-Stripes answer to religious-nutjob porn bans. Fast food you can fuck. Now hand over my newest waifu, you goddamn Commie."