The perfect spot for just one LOTR fuc*-bomb: today's TERRIBLE advice

17 Feb 2022


An esteemed internet schmuck asks

Question for the class: Lord of the Rings is rated PG-13, and as such is allowed one F-bomb. Where would you put it?

My answer

Ha. All these suggestions? Sure, they’re not bad. But there’s one and only one perfect place for the single PG-13 FUCK:

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