Published on: 21 Oct 03:12

Cam asks

In the corner of the room with all my favourite, most expensive possessions, I have a small wooden cabinet, sat next to a radiator.

In this cabinet are piles of old paperwork, alongside all my rechargeable batteries, three cheap lighters I've acquired from friends over the past 5+ years, and a bunch of candles and incense.

.....how can I make this an even safer place to live??? 😂😂😂😂

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(No real advice please. I'm equally shocked it's taken me this long to realise what I've done, but I'll now be aiming to fix it hahaha)

My answer

Why not also snort all that asbestos falling from the ceiling? Go on. I hear hipsters these days consider really properly mature asbestos a mix between vintage cheddar and some species of super-*duper*-kale.

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