I am full of gas. It's so bad that it hurts. What can I do to relieve the pressure??
Why not go swimming at the bottom of the Mariana Trench? It's 11km deep. Your inside and outside pressures will equalise and you can enjoy aqua-life to your heart's content. Just don't ever surface. Fishing vessels routinely dragnet-up deep-sea fish, which when brought to the surface and denied their beloved deep-sea pressures, explode.
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