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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps
31 May 2022
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend ...
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Be more racist to your sausages
31 May 2022
Image source: https://www.dreamstime.com/hunger-diet-hungry-woma... Fredi asks HELP!!! Neither of my refrigerators are running. How should I fix this issue?!? My answer Why not scream...
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The comedy en-womb-ing of billion-$ cocaine empires
26 May 2022
Kevin asks I just found 5 empty bottles of beer in my 15yo daughters bed, hidden under the comforter (Wed is sheets day for laundry). foundShe is at school still but will be home soon....
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A simmer sauce of ten thousand blessings
25 May 2022
Cameron asks struggling to get a job. what are some alternative ways to make some money My answer A few other responders here have suggested blowjobs. I'd like to throw my support behi...
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Ever been so drunk you mix up your orifices?
23 May 2022
Sabryna asks HELP! I'm pregnant and have been on the toilet for 20 minutes. Poop is stuck. I can't just get off the toilet because it is already partway out. What doo doo? My answer Ar...
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A chevron armada of inflatable love
22 May 2022
Casey asks I have bad Autophobia(fear of being alone) and my husband is a way for work for a week. Im now home alone and freaking out. What do? My answer There are loads of bespoke cu...
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The finest Method Actress in the galaxy
22 May 2022
Megan asks I’ve developed feelings for my f buddy/mutual therapist of 3 months and I can tell he’s irritated by how much I talk to him. What do My answer Tell him you've been cast ...
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Waps of inconceivable vastness and splendour
19 May 2022
Nic asks My b00bs keep growing; I am worried the devil is coming to collect my soul soon. Long story short, when I was in high school, I jokingly made a pact with the devil for bigger b...
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Unorthodox vegan meal ideas?
19 May 2022
(I tried to locate a vaguely relevant image, but searching "consensual slaughtering" returned little non-horrible imagery, so here's a photo of Shaft instead. He seems a chill dude, he'd ...
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Fail this breathalyser and it's the Ottoman slave market for you
18 May 2022
Wren asks i’m getting top surgery in a few months, what are some ‘bucket list’ items i can do with my breasts before they go? don’t be weird. edit because some unfunny people have probl...
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Malevolent furry harpies versus that coquettish over-the-shoulder pose
18 May 2022
Melissa asks My sister said to me “your daughter doesn’t look anything like you, she’s so pretty”. How do I get revenge in a subtle way, to annoy her exactly as much as she annoyed me. H...
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The mighty strength of a father's touch
18 May 2022
Ixeah asks My surgery was NOT a success and my finger is still broken! I’m only allowed light office work. What do? I’m a dog groomer. My answer Do what I did: take a leaf out of...
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