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HARLEY DAVIDSON [*****]
16 Jun 2022
My motorbike jacket has been amazing and phenomenal and served me beautifully, but the rigours of a decade-plus of motorbiking have made it quite spectacularly scruffy. Bits of it are lit...
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Cancey-Wancey
11 Jun 2022
Image source: youtu.be/X40CQIh6q5Y Melissa asks My friends mom died from cancer. How do I comfort her? My answer Send to her address a colossal bunch of flowers and a foot-high condol...
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Elongate your womb into another postcode
11 Jun 2022
Christina asks I need y’all’s best “worst” advice ever. Currently 8 months pregnant, about to hit that 9 month marker. I’m able to fall asleep with no problem, but staying asleep is a is...
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Only a few thousand twitchy-schnozzed corpses
9 Jun 2022
Kylee asks A squirrel died in my yard. After a few rainy days it has melted. What do My answer What's the problem, exactly? That sounds ideal. Could I employ your yard and your rain fo...
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How to sidestep a concussion screening
9 Jun 2022
Hanna asks I won a full scholarship to a summer program that would give me networking opportunities like nothing else. I was in a car accident in April and got a concussion, but I've ful...
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A million funky-wunky chrome strapons
8 Jun 2022
Natasha asks Had my appendix removed yesterday, and now in recovery, in an extreme amount of pain even on opioids. Now stuck on a ward with lots of noisy people coughing, snoring, watch...
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The overwhelming FUNK
31 May 2022
Tara asks My son won’t shower. How do I deal with the overwhelming funk coming off of him. My answer What's the problem? That sounds amazing. If the likes of Shaft and Luther Vandross ...
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Yoga inversion poses UNMASKED
31 May 2022
Claire asks i got my period and i don’t have pads. what do i use to avoid leaking? My answer Why not spend the entirety of shark week doing handstands and walking upside-down? You ca...
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Nauseatingly wholesome nipple clamps
31 May 2022
Kirstyn asks What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday? My answer There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend ...
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Be more racist to your sausages
31 May 2022
Image source: https://www.dreamstime.com/hunger-diet-hungry-woma... Fredi asks HELP!!! Neither of my refrigerators are running. How should I fix this issue?!? My answer Why not scream...
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The difficulties of becoming skilled at measuring web developer skills
29 May 2022
It would appear that if certain web-dev companies wish to test job applicants' technical savvy, they just google "web dev technical testing" or something, yoink the first vaguely-interest...
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The comedy en-womb-ing of billion-$ cocaine empires
26 May 2022
Kevin asks I just found 5 empty bottles of beer in my 15yo daughters bed, hidden under the comforter (Wed is sheets day for laundry). foundShe is at school still but will be home soon....
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