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24 Apr 2023
NSFW
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: bet you couldn’t marry a frumpy dullard ...
Ashley asks 2 day stay in hospital caused $52k bill, what do? My answer There is a saying among banks and other money lenders: "If someone owes you a million dollars, that's a them-problem. If they owe you a billion dollars, that's ...
16 Apr 2023
NSFW Shite Advice
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: why no train driver will ever admit that ...
Strumpets! STRUMPETS! Jimmy asks What is the best way to jump on a fast moving train? I always wanted to try this! My answer It's a well-kept secret that all trains are inflatable and springy, like bouncy castles. And sexually ...
16 Apr 2023
Whimsy
If the northern coast of Australia is tropical, why don't more ...
Image source: I figured googling “tropical hell” would produce something neat, and as you can see it totally did - but turns out it’s also a game. It just wouldn’t be cricket if I nicked their image without attribution, so do check ...
16 Apr 2023
NSFW Shite Advice
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: how to enter and pilot your FWB’s SO like a ...
Tristen asks Fwb was not single what do 💀 My answer Unleash some good old-fashioned Stalinist Peoples' Wrath on your FWB's SO. Stalin, for all his other faults, was always amazing at mustering and unleashing the Peoples' Wrath ...
14 Apr 2023
Shite Advice
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: why Caesarian sections aren’t as gay as ...
Irene asks Hey guys, I had my baby on the 12th, surgery was COMPLICATED and thankfully baby is okay now (we did have a scare she was blue and not breathing when she came out but they got her through with oxygen). my c section was not ...
10 Mar 2023
Shite Advice
Today's TERRIBLE advice: you young-'uns can't appreciate properly ...
Liberty asks a couple strawberries were covered in mold, i just bought them yesterday. what do My answer Yup. We've all been there. No-one enjoys nasssty strawberry infestations on crops of perfectly good mould. Original: ...
4 Mar 2023
Shite Advice
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: the liver is evil and must be punished
Kirsten asks I have massive trust issues and get worried/anxious when my bf goes out drinking w/out me. What do? My answer Isn't it obvious? Here's what I usually do. Works a treat, trust me. Create a brand new disguise persona ...
25 Feb 2023
Whimsy
RUDE MODE
I write software. Web apps. My current day job bangs out, among other things, Covid testing software. On balance I thoroughly enjoy programming, but my god it can be dull. The other day I was coding up a feature to keep tabs on ...
24 Feb 2023
Shite Advice
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: the second-hardest problem in web-dev is ...
Alexandria asks What should I name my new cat? . . . . Ooc: I'm looking for the stupidest names, so far Im liking- October 15th, (no relevance to anything important just a random date) Tuesday, pot roast, Nickles, waffle house ...
7 Feb 2023
NSFW Shite Advice
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: how to make hundreds of clinicians pounce ...
Colleen asks My birthday is on Friday. How should I celebrate? I already have scheduled a mammogram, vaginal ultrasound, and pelvic floor physical therapy appointment. Please no hookers and blow suggestions - be more creative than ...
7 Feb 2023
Shite Advice
Just a few logistics issues from guzzling a million cubic kilometres ...
Stefanie asks My water bottle broke and I need something new to hold my H2O. What should I use? My answer How much water do you typically guzzle daily? If it's more than a million cubic kilometres, you could probably just dump it ...
3 Feb 2023
Shite Advice
Today’s TERRIBLE advice: what other diseases was Austin Powers masking?
Amanda asks I might be having seizures.(could be new migraine aura but doctor is checking just to make sure.) What are some sure fire ways to cope with the possible seizures. 🤔 Please no actual advice only bad advice. I'm trying to ...
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