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How to become a money spigot
7 Oct 2022
Morgan asks I’m in over my head in debt. How do I fix it? My answer Smash every currency press in the world. Then flood the world with your own counterfeit currency and nothing else. Y...
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Three tons of beefy coffee beans contain HOW many calories?
7 Oct 2022
Joshua asks I have a blood test in 2 hours and I can't eat or drink anything until then with more calories than black coffee. What should I have for breakfast? My answer Grind three ...
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Ever met a rabbit that wasn't uppity?
7 Oct 2022
Lauren asks My rabbits insist that they're starving to death. They were fed twenty minutes ago but they're already back at their bowl begging. What do? Hard mode: no rabbit stew, no ani...
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The Voluptuousifier strikes again!
5 Oct 2022
Cory asks For context, I'm a trans man that works at the only certified daycare in the town I live in. Yesterday, a parent complained to my boss about me working around their son. Appar...
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Only the cool kids do molten-salt shots
5 Oct 2022
Joshua asks Hey guys, it’s me again. I’m still high. I put too much salt in my popcorn, how to separate salt from the popcorn so it’s not too salty? My answer Couldn't you a...
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Make tuis fly across 15 monitors
3 Oct 2022
Who'd like to chain together 10-15 monitors in a row and display some kind of gorgeous native-bush wilderness panorama splashed across the lot, with birds and other wildlife critters swoo...
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Prank-Pizza-ing with Covid and SARS and Ebola and Bubonic Plague
23 Sep 2022
Mia asks My dad lives alone in Thailand and has been very ill with Covid. He’s now not replying to us and his phone seems to be off. We are super worried. We reached out to his ex to ask...
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Might he forever plague us?
13 Jul 2022
Martine asks The UK government needs to choose a new party leader (Prime Minister), what process should they use to whittle the 11 potential candidates down to 1? My answer How about a...
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Moonwalking whilst motorbiking
13 Jul 2022
In the last four years, I've been pulled over by cops whilst motorbiking, not once but twice, for dancing. Dancing. I'd genuinely thought I'd only been slightly rocking out, but both cops...
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Electropelvic miracles aplenty
2 Jul 2022
Image source: https://www.bbc.com/news/av/stories-44330578 Angel asks I just bought a home and for the week I’ve lived here I’ve had several DOZEN people ringing my doorbell nonstop...
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Frostbite solves a surprising number of posture issues
2 Jul 2022
Catherine asks Can’t find a bra. What should I use instead? Don’t say go braless; that’s great advice. My answer The whole point of bras is to counteract long-term sagging, isn't it? ...
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Sarcastically fast oral
26 Jun 2022
Colleen asks My pulse is 170 and my heart won't stop having palpitations. My residents keep asking me why I'm out of breath. What do I tell them? No OCC: I get episodes like this and kn...
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