Emily asks
As a child of God, what's your next move?
My answer
Why not swap every banknote in that colossal wad with those fake religious counterfeit notes that certain religious types litter around? Then leave the wallet in exactly the same place.
Hell, come to think of it, those notes probably already are fake religious counterfeit notes and someone's lurking under those bushes, giggling at their imminent you-prank.
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