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Sam and Rosie dancing give Eru Ilúvatar leprosy of the perineum: today’s TERRIBLE advice

Tyler asks Why didn't Sam ask Rosie for a dance? Funny answers only! My answer Ever read The Nature of Middle-earth? If you'd never heard of it, it's a book I encountered when trawling Hobbiton's gift shop. Turns out ...

Soy milk: my childhood enlightenment on Gay vs Homosexual vs Vegetarian vs Santa Claus vs ...

gaaaaay Soy milk ... ohhhdearlord. Oh what the hell. Story time! Okay. I have horrific and mutilatory childhood memories of attempting to use soy milk on cereal as if it were regular ol' moo-cow milk. Good GOD it was horrible. ...

I love the Bob Semple tank.

Many thanks to https://www.facebook.com/759933444372886/posts/the... Yes the photo on the right is the actual real tank. Unreal, isn't it? Not merely because it’s so exquisitely crap, but because its inventor, Bob Semple, would be ...

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Books You May Find Surprisingly Snazzy

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 2/6 ~~
The Soviet Sluts Superb
Turns out out-flirting Imperatrix Bardot is like trying to wank off Mt. Blanc when it's wanking you back. Plan B: skedaddle, regroup, out-flirt the entirety of France and get loads more practice, then it's stealthy-sneaky Round Two or bust.

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 3/6 ~~
The Cervical Supremacy
Turns out flirting with every ladybro Rambo in France produces Rivals and Frenemies and Jilted Waifus galore. Smashing fun, but utter Kryptonite for Imperial kill-plans. Like, ever tried noshing off a world leader whilst a billion fanb0is fondle your buttocks? Want to? Read on!

The Sex Commandos Thwart The Third Vaginal Apocalypse
~~ Part 4/6 ~~
The Praetorian Prostitutes
The game's up! The irresistible force of fanb0i-fondlemania has headbutted the immovable object of a gazillion furious Paris cops. They too thirst for Sex Commando patoot. Crunch time. Either launch one final rocket-strike against Bardot and France, or Earth's free nations forever perish.