So I am currently not on birth control (trying to get on the pill through Nurx) and recently started seeing my man. Both of us are clean and exclusive so no condoms are required, but I’m not on the pill yet…
What are some creative ways to prevent pregnancy until I can get the pill ordered?
Hard mode: no @nal and no family fücking lol.
Edit: it concerns me how many chicks think I’m serious with this post and being reckless. Spermicide is used and condoms are used during ovulation. This was for noob, y’all need to calm down.
Depending on how capacious and/or malicious you are, if I were in your shoes, I would attempt to fit an entire rat trap in your vagina. Er. My vagina. One's own vagina. You get what I mean. Yeah. One of those really ferocious fuckers that can decapitate eight rats at once. Equip your patoot to the friggin' teeth with some seriously ferocious and magnificent vaginal armament.
But don't set and bait it. Yet. He'll get the hint. He may have trouble maintaining an erection, mind you. Though remain on your guard, for he may start penisly fighting back and encasing his schlong in a full plate armour steel condom, the better to safely withstand and trounce your pussyesque defensive tactics. So you'll naturally need to up the ante and splash out on one of those hulking metal-shredder machines you get in scrap yards that can pulverise juggernauts, and mount it gleaming and resplendent atop your cervix. It'll be brilliant. You'll love it. Your fun cave will remain the most pregnancy-hostile region in Europe. Problem solved.