Even wholesome-er parenting and pistol-whipping infants at dawn: today's TERRIBLE advice

25 Nov 2021

Inka asks

Ok guys, having my first child on Friday. Never even held a baby since my cousin was born in 1997.

Best ways to keep baby alive?

My answer

Tough love. Challenge it to regular duels. Pistols at dawn. Show that little bastard who's boss.

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