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During s3xy talk I've accidentally called my bf's peepee smol. Now he's off3nded.
What do to repair damage π
Why not both move to Pluto?
I hear its winters are so bloody cold that for half of Pluto's 248-Earth-year year, the atmosphere literally freezes and falls from the sky. Simply construct the Solar System's first(?)-ever habitat dome with a glory hole.
Not one of these. https://www.kilns.co.uk/kilns/glass-blowing-glory-... A naughty one. Then, ask him to stand outside the habitat dome, in hard vacuum, with his peepee protruding in.
Now wait for the minus-infinity outside temperatures to freeze your beloved's non-penisey regions rock-hard in all the best ways. Also it'll induce some hellish thermal contraction: not only will these non-penisey body parts shrink and contract and make his gonads appear larger by comparison, problem solved bitch, but the gonads themselves will remain toasty warm via the glory hole and still available for use. Result!