Everything that's ever happened or ever will happen in the entire goddamn universe: today's TERRIBLE advice

13 Apr 2026

I know this is AI slop, but I inputted into Google Gemini's image generator: "Neat! Let's have an image containing every event that's ever happened or ever will happen in the history of the entire universe" ... and I must say I'm impressed. That's actually not bad.

Elizabeth asks

Something happened to me recently that I can’t talk about to anybody because I don’t want to be judged or pitied. It’s very hard to cope. What do?

*i was not physically harmed, just emotionally and mentally lol*

My answer

If you want to subtly hint at the core of whatever the dagnabbit it was that you went through, without actually communicating the event's specifics, then simply let them logically deduce it: verbally rattle off every single other event that's ever happened or ever will happen in the history of the entire goddamn universe, minus yours. You'll leave a logic-hole a metre wide. They can then read between the lines. You might be there a while though.

Consent is sexy

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