I'm constipated ... What do? No Ooc (already made an appt)
Surely at least once in your life you'd stamped on a packet of ketchup? A post-stamped ketchup packet is the least constipated object in Christendom. Approach the most gigantic person you know and ask them to stamp on your tummy as hard as they can. It's always worked for me.
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