***More wonderful style suggestion attempts in comments 10/1 π y'all are the best!
*updated photos in Comments! ππ I'll do more tmrw if y'all would like!
My husband told me today my hair in a half bun is atrocious! This isn't the first time, & hearing him yammer on about it, or give me the "you really wearing your hair like that" judgy ass eyes is getting old. How might I make this hairstyle even more of an atrocity for him?
EtA: so many responses! I'll be trying a few out tmrw, see which one can top the monstrosity ππ.
I'll keep everyone updated πβ€οΈ
In his sleep, style his own hair into a series of atrocious half-buns.
But not just his head hair. All hair zones. His pubes. His armpits. His bum fluff. Even his eyebrows, if you can wangle it. Though you might need to accidentally-on-purpose spill Rogaine on his eyebrows for a few months first, to coax enough hair length to practicably man-bun-ify matters.
Though, hell, if you've got enough nocturnal Rogaine for that, why confine yourself to eyebrows? Go full Chewbacca on your beau's buttocks, both metaphorically and literally. You could sculpt your beloved into the most rectal man-bunned hipster in history. And let me tell you from hideous personal experience, you'd be up against some pretty stiff competition. Shoot for the stars, sistah!