Published on: 25 Nov 05:32
Jefferson asks
I feel insecure about my height(I'm 5'6) and it's slowly eating at me, I can't focus on any other thing apart from the fact I'm short. I'm 19 and hope I can still grow at least an inch. Has anyone grown taller even after hitting 18? What do?
My answer
Amputate the legs of every other person in the entire world and stack them like firewood into a massive ziggurat and picnic atop it. Toast your monstrous grandeur with some delightful Zinfandel or something. Get hammered, get legless, and laugh down at the puny populace below.
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