Published on: 02 Mar 05:53

Chayse asks

I’m pregnant, and I am massively uncomfortable with people touching my belly. What’s the best way to keep people from touching my protruding uterus?

My answer

First, locate the nearest factory offering industrial chromium electroplating services, saunter in the front door, locate their vat full of molten, searing-hot chromium, then swandive right in. Second, spend all day every day with at least one chromium-ified finger thrust deep into the nearest power outlet. Then, if anyone touches your belly, or your uterus, or any other part of you without first giving you warning to remove your finger, they'll get zapped.

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