What should I get my bf for his 30th birthday?
There is a planet called TOI-2109b. It orbits so close to its star that its year is 16 hours long. Your boyfriend wasn't raised there, was he? I bet he was. He seems the type.
Is he 480 hours old? Perhaps a change of diet? Would he like a https://sipahh.com.au/ straw, but modified for breast milk? Perhaps a pair of nauseatingly wholesome ex-BDSM nipple clamps, customised for lactating mums? Your gal could saddle up and lactate Baileys. Most 30yo man-babies would queue round the block.
Is that a phenom you wish to cultivate in your local neighbourhood flocks of man-babies? That is an exercise I leave in your capable hands. Tell them it's cough medicine. They'll run a mile and leave you and your birthday beau in peace.