Sooo I got summoned to jury duty but I’m 28 weeks pregnant and no longer live in the county I received the summons from. What do?
Write back:
"THANK GOD YOU CALLED! My baby did it! The crime! All crimes! All of them! Those bank robberies! The treasons! The parking tickets! The PC-gone-mad quotas! The child-support payment shirking! The embezzlements! All of it, from within my womb! She's been wearing me like a spacesuit, for months! But at last my ordeal may end! Whisk me away to freedom and relief, you beautiful darling man!"