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I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do?
Make a bronze cast of your vagina by doing a handstand and asking a friend to pour molten zinc down it. It'll melt the copper and mix with it and form a delightful shiny brass dildo. Though ensure you're Colossus from the Marvel comic-book universe first, or your nonny may get ouchey. That's a mistake I won't make thrice.
Here's another answer to the same question: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2021/11/on-copper-i...