I CAN’T feel the strings from my copper IUD. What do I do?
Shove a second IUD up there to keep the first company, but this time tether IUD #2 using one of those ginormous ocean liner anchor chains.
To lose THAT up your twinkle-cave, you'd have to be trying very, very hard indeed. As in, your cervix's escape velocity exceeds the speed of light. Damn, girl. Has that actually happened? Is your fun-hole a literal black hole? That would explain a few of my more recent anomalous amorous encounters. She swears my penis will reappear any decade now.
Here's another answer to the same question: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2021/11/on-molten-z...