My surgery was NOT a success and my finger is still broken! Iām only allowed light office work. What do? Iām a dog groomer.
Why not do what I usually do? Take a leaf out of the books of all those Short-King aspirants who enjoy limb-lengthening surgery to add extra inches to their height. Perform their same surgery on your nine remaining fingers, and all ten toes. Lengthen all twenty digits to infinity. Seriously. Infinity. With any luck you'll resemble a cross between a spider monkey and Gollum, and you'll be able to masterfully groom twenty Good-Boye-pooch-clients simultaneously. From Saturn.
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