Contractions hurt. I'm not even in labor yet. How do I make the time pass?
Purchase one of those electro-stim-zappy muscle building electro pad sets, hoick them up your nonny and around your nano-beloved's hips, give him and/or her a thorough pelvic-muscle zapping, produce contractional agonies identical to yours, and ask the little fucker whether it too enjoys what it's putting you through, and if it'd fancy an even deeper draught of its own goddamn medicine.
Original: https://mikeyclarke.co.nz/blog/2022/5/youll-pupate...