Published on: 21 Oct 02:49

Tara asks

I’ve been working hard on losing weight and getting in shape. My clothes are starting to fit differently; Shirts that used to be way too small now fit perfectly, but now my pants are starting to fall off my greatly diminished ass. I’m still too fat to find a decent belt. How do I keep my pants up?

My answer

Do handstands constantly, and walk on your hands upside down everywhere. Either that or wear lighter-than-air pants made of helium. You might have to freeze it first to keep it solid and in a pants-y kind of shape, though, so wrap up warm too. Wear the world's mightiest thermal leggings underneath your frozen-helium undies, like Superman. Hell, maybe Superman had already been doing that the whole time.

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